Christmas

Guess what I got for Christmas?

I bet you can't

Bet you all the money you got for Christmas.

Well I'll tell you, I got exactly what I asked for.

Nothing.

And that's just the way I like it.

I won't tell you why I ask for nothing. You should understand that already.
Because Christmas isn't about gifts you fuck heads.

Its family and Food. and the gifts is just big bussiness.
So I hope the money that stuffed your stockings left a empty feeling inside your heart.
But if you did give gifts, I pray that they were simple and from the heart.

Merry Christmas.